♡ If you’re going to tell me you don’t like this dress, I’m sticking my head right in the oven ♡
Aren’t you a boy…..
Your dash is now safe from demons. No need to thank me.
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
the best response^
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich