best-of-funny:

butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

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damnafricawhathappened:

neekcreep:

damnafricawhathappened:

♡ If you’re going to tell me you don’t like this dress, I’m sticking my head right in the oven ♡

Aren’t you a boy…..

spoken-not-written:

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Your dash is now safe from demons. No need to thank me.

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice


nettumbles:

the4mat:

kennyboss:

howtosucceedinwhoring:

1) our President is a Prime Minister

2) our Prime Minister is a She

3) She is an Atheist

and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever

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Lmao

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the best response^

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich