smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
dj-bsnow: I’m done chasing people who aren’t willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.
doodlesbytara: hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
mrscalypsojackson: I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
rehability: hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday